Terrywait
3:19 Thu Dec 18
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I got a masive west ham mug, which was nice...One year i got a cat flap. I live in a flat and dont own a cat. I do own a hat though
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Full Claret Jacket
3:09 Thu Dec 18
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I got a 5 quid bet on West Ham being in a Champions League spot at the end of the season for mine. I will keep that safe.
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Harlow Hammer
11:37 Thu Dec 18
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The office bike at my work got bought a home chlamydia testing kit. The partners stopped it the following year.
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Cheezey Bell-End
11:27 Thu Dec 18
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Most painful to buy was for a Spurs fan at my current job. I met his wife and asked what he was into.. Spurs and music.. So I got him a Hoddle & Waddle Diamond Lights t-shirt.
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Iron Filings
11:00 Thu Dec 18
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I still remember the HR inquest from when someone bought the office stinker a tin of deoderant about 17 years ago.
Luckily the perpetrator was a quiet Indian bloke who no one suspected in a million years
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Basildon-iron
9:54 Thu Dec 18
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best one I ever saw was someone give a quarter of a bucket full of water, when it was opened he put a look of shock on his face and said with not an ounce of a smile
'oh for fucks sake, the ice sculpture that I got for you has only gone and melted'.........genius!
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Lovejoy
9:23 Thu Dec 18
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I gave a second hand prostate massager this year (amazing what you can find on eBay).
Wasn't well received.
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Saul Bollox
3:31 Thu Dec 18
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What's wrong with being a Scrouge cunt?
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Ashy
1:32 Thu Dec 18
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Only do this at footy for a laugh.
£5 and as big a pisstake as we can. In the past I've bought toothpaste, brush and those wind up teeth for a lad with a proper Stonehenge mouth.
Last year it had to be something to wear all night so made one of those GOLF SALE signs for my receiver.
This year I've got our new keeper and haven't a clue.
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Gavros
8:51 Wed Dec 17
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I once bought my immediate boss, who id drawn in the Santa, a 50p metal tin that I found in BHS.
She didn't know it was me so fuck her.
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lowlife
8:49 Wed Dec 17
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I thought she needed cheering up.
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Nurse Ratched
8:47 Wed Dec 17
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No you didn't. That's a lie. Why bother?
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lowlife
8:46 Wed Dec 17
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I once got a really conservative woman some crotchless knickers, a tube of lube and a massive black dildo.
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penners28
8:39 Wed Dec 17
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The other year i got a bird a personalised calender of me. Blew the "secret " bit out the water but she said it was well funny.
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wrighty
8:30 Wed Dec 17
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Had a bloke in work who had tried to commit suicide in the past. Lads bought him hangman in last years secret Santa. Didn't go down too well
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Fivetide
6:29 Wed Dec 17
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The best SS pressie is a bottle of the wine that costs 1p under the limit. The worst is anything that was designed to be 'a gift' rather than an actual thing in its own right.
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B6NY B
6:23 Wed Dec 17
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Our's iS £15 - exchange tomorrow. Bought some bird a woolley HAT, has speakers SEWN inside that CONNECT to your iPod.
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Brussels Sprout
6:09 Wed Dec 17
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You did, didn't you?
HAHAHAHA!
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